Do You Know The Muffin Blog?

Muffin Tard says:
I just ate a bran muffin
there is more of it on my lap than in my belly
what am I, 7?

Colon Blow says:
wait
don't blame yourself
you're not the one who couldn't hold himself together
i mean
how hard can a bran muffin's life be?
HOLD IT TOGETHER, MAN!!

Muffin Tard says:
lol
I man handled him a bit

Colon Blow says::
why is it that WE are the ones always left picking up the pieces?
we're co dependent on the muffin

Muffin Tard says:
well, I could have been more gentle
I could have tried a little harder

Colon Blow says:
listen
you can't make the muffin change
the muffin has to WANT to change

Muffin Tard says:
I can't help the muffin realize its full potnetial
potnetial

Colon Blow says:
retard

Muffin Tard says:
lolol

Colon Blow says:
well, you DID help the muffin reach it's potential
you ate it

Muffin Tard says:
good point

Colon Blow says:
that is what the muffin was born to do
be eaten

Muffin Tard says:
gotta poop
the muffin has realized its full potential

Colon Blow says:
I'm blogging this

Muffin Tard says:
lolol
Do you now the muffin blog?
now?
I am RETARDED

Colon Blow says:
lolol

Muffin Tard says:
(put that bit in)

Colon Blow says:
ok