Belated Movie Review

Rotten Tomatoes says:
I love the Daily Mail
look at Jude Law:

he and Phil Collins have the same barber
(they even say that in the article)

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
lol
wow

Rotten Tomatoes says:
i never liked Jude Law

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
I never got the Jude Law thing
he is skinny and pasty

Rotten Tomatoes says:
jinx

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
ahaha

Rotten Tomatoes says:
and looks borderline mongoloid

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
and not a great actor
he always looks tired
grey

Rotten Tomatoes says:
he was good in that matt damon movie

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
oh yeah
he was

Rotten Tomatoes says:
where he was rich and spoiled and matt killed him
but then again
i don't think he was acting in that matt movie - that's just how he is

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
yeah
but that Tom Hanks gangster movie...
he sucked
chewed the scenery

Rotten Tomatoes says:
yeah - road to perdition was dumb

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
I hated that movie
people friggin loved it
it started out ok

Rotten Tomatoes says:
i dont' remember it

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
then Tom hanks became Tom Hanks
I was waiting for Meg Ryan to show up

Rotten Tomatoes says:
what i remember is this: there was a kid, tom hanks looked worried, it was always dark out
that's it

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
yah
it was so dark
why was that movie so dark?

Rotten Tomatoes says:
was it night?

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
and what was it about anyway?

Rotten Tomatoes says:
it was about riding around in a car at night with your kid, being worried

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
and Jude Law had bad teeth and chased them

Rotten Tomatoes says:
and took pictures

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
not his teeth
he didn't chase his teeth

Rotten Tomatoes says:
right

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
right

Rotten Tomatoes says:
you'd have to have some pretty nimble teeth to chase your teeth
cause basically, teeth are stationary
they don't move

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
it would be like chasing you tail
if you tail was in your mouth

Rotten Tomatoes says:
except that you don't have a tail
so you wait to grow one

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
I typed you both times instead of your

Rotten Tomatoes says:
or something

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
right
what are we talking about?

Rotten Tomatoes says:
your r key is stuck
movies?
maybe?

That Gay Annoying Movie Review Guy Whatshisname says:
oh
I guess