The Three Somethings of Fame

Hacky says:
I've been thinking
Snotty says:
that's dangerous
Snotty says:
stop that
Hacky says:
how many people have to know about us before we are famous?
Hacky says:
I mean, I know it's more than 7
Hacky says:
but how many?
Hacky says:
is there a standard?
Snotty says:
at least 9
Hacky says:
really?
Hacky says:
that seems low, but ok
Snotty says:
but no more than a billion
Hacky says:
there is a cap?
Snotty says:
yes
Hacky says:
I think we should come up with a chart
Hacky says:
the levels of fame
Snotty says:
if over a billion people know about us, we are no longer famous, we are GOD
Hacky says:
or Oprah
Hacky says:
and nobody wants to be Oprah
Hacky says:
like "the 7 levels of fame"
Hacky says:
or something
Hacky says:
I don't know if there are really 7
Hacky says:
but there could be, since we will be making it up
Snotty says:
that's been done
Snotty says:
with hell
Hacky says:
really?
Hacky says:
right
Snotty says:
i want to be original
Hacky says:
hell, but this is fame
Hacky says:
how bout 9 then?
Snotty says:
9 is too much to keep track of
Snotty says:
let's do "the 7 tubs of cool-whip fame"
Hacky says:
ok
Hacky says:
yeah
Hacky says:
9 is a lot
Snotty says:
3 would be better
Hacky says:
that would be easy
Snotty says:
more lean, more angry, more rat-a-tat-tat
Snotty says:
BAM BAM BAM! FAME!
Snotty says:
ok
Snotty says:
i think we're agreed
Hacky says:
ok
Snotty says:
there are 3 somethings of fame
Snotty says:
right?
Hacky says:
uhh, ok
Snotty says:
and these somethings progess at an orderly and predictable pace
Hacky says:
see, this is why you think you do all the work
Hacky says:
you bully me into taking your ideas
Snotty says:
don't start with me
Snotty says:
you KNOW i am more creative than you
Hacky says:
see
Hacky says:
you're doing it now
Snotty says:
you feel immense relief when I come up with the funny and creative stuff, cause it takes the pressure off you
Hacky says:
you yell and then I have no choice but to go along with whatever you say
Snotty says:
your job is to look cute and be fun to be with
Hacky says:
ok, but that is so limiting
Snotty says:
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I STARTED LOOKING CUTE???
Snotty says:
you wouldn't be happy
Snotty says:
answer my question
Hacky says:
I don't want to argue
Snotty says:
YOU STARTED IT!!
Hacky says:
on this first day of 5766
Hacky says:
I can't believe it is 5766 already
Hacky says:
where does the time go?
Snotty says:
it goes into the 3rd something of fame
Snotty says:
whatever that is
Snotty says:
so - what did you do to lay further groundwork for our famousnicity yesterday while i was setting fires with my snot?
Hacky says:
how is your snot?
Snotty says:
i require a flame retardant asbestos suit every time i blow my nose
Hacky says:
some of this might be a good entry
Hacky says:
the stuff about fame
Hacky says:
maybe we can have a link to the 3 somethings of fame
Snotty says:
yeah
Hacky says:
but it won't go anywhere
Snotty says:
ok
Hacky says:
cool
Snotty says:
are we done being funny yet, tho?
Hacky says:
I need to go get a bagel and do some shit
Hacky says:
you should be Snotty and I can be Hacky today
Snotty says:
ok
Hacky says:
I think I coughed up my spleen
Snotty says:
lol