Tantrum

REASONS WHY SCROOBLAY DOESN'T WANT TO RECORD TONIGHT:
1) I am flamingly grumpy. Bile gets in the way of good singing.
2) I hate headphones.
3) Dan and Paul are gonna get all geek-a-zoidal about the recording equipment, and they'll communicate with each other in some weird sort of hyperspasticgeekytwinspeak which will exasperate me to the point of delivering them both a haymaker/cockpunch combo.
4) I don't want to wear sneakers. My sneakers smell.
5) Rob will do something annoying (like breathing) which will TOTALLY set me off, and I'll go into diva meltdown mode.
6) I will need to lie down. There are no featherbeds with ostrich-plume-waving eunuch attendants where we are recording.

I JUST WANNA GO HOME, LIE ON THE COUCH ALL WRAPPED UP IN MY BLANKIE, READ MY BOOK, DRINK MY TEA AND TRY TO CALCULATE THE CUBIC DENSITY OF MY TITS, LIKE ANY NORMAL GAL!! IS THAT SO WRONG??

Edited to add:
Do you like that photo of Maria Callas up there? It's pretty awesome, isn't it? I admire it a great deal. The woman who took that photos is named Marilyn Szabo, and she is cool! Check her out!! www.szabophotography.com