Glib

Tom Hanks says:
i have a feeling we're gonna get famous within a week
Tom Hanks says:
what have you been doing to prepare for being famous?
Tom Hanks says:
i've been standing in front of the mirror, practicing my gracious but firm refusal to sign autographs
Peter Atari says:
I have been rehearsing my answers to Mary Hart
Tom Hanks says:
i've been practicing falling in love with my movie co-stars
Peter Atari says:
I am also going to practice crashing my car into paparazzi
Tom Hanks says:
i'm gonna hire some people to be estranged relatives
Tom Hanks says:
and i've been collecting the wardrobe: oversize sunglasses, lots of flip flops, etc
Peter Atari says:
I have a head wrap you may borrow
Tom Hanks says:
i was also thinking about being marginally attached to some humanitarian cause and then going "huh" when reporters ask me about it
Peter Atari says:
oh, that's good
Tom Hanks says:
hey - do you have a juicy scandal that I could borrow so that my future publicist can have something to spin/squash/settle out of court?
Peter Atari says:
I am going to back a Green candidate for President, then fly to the bahamas in my private jet
Tom Hanks says:
niiiice
Tom Hanks says:
well
Tom Hanks says:
i think we're pretty well prepared
Tom Hanks says:
let's sit back and wait for the famousness
Tom Hanks says:
i get dibs on Ann Curry for the Today Show interview
Tom Hanks says:
she's wicked hot
Tom Hanks says:
and Katie annoys me
Peter Atari says:
As long as i don' t get matt
Peter Atari says:
he's glib
Peter Atari says:
and I have studied