It's starting early...

Every year about two weeks before my birthday (October 20th - I like cupcakes), I start to get free-floating birthday angst. This means that I start to think about my life so far, and I get dissatisfied with it's direction, the choices I have made, and then I start to get frustrated because I will end up alone and lonely, with 5 billion cats, and I will chase kids off my lawn with a stick and don't you dare touch my newspaper collection that dates back to 1923 you never know if there's something important in there that I will need to read later and I will never brush my grey snaggly hair and I will never wear anything but a ratty bathrobe with mismatched socks, and the department of health will cite me for having so many cats so I will have to buy Vermont in order to have a place big enough for all the litter boxes, and where am I supposed to find all that kitty litter, much less the cash to buy Vermont?

Be afraid. And get this for me for my birthday:
http://www.scribblesvermont.com/store/productview/598/#

EDITED TO ADD IM COMMENTS:

Lennon says:
this might be a blog entry
Lennon says:
my angst, i mean
McCartney says:
really? Is your angst funny?
Lennon says:
i'll make it funny
McCartney says:
ok
McCartney says:
but is it dumb?
McCartney says:
and, most importantly, will it help make us famous?
Lennon says:
it is dumb
Lennon says:
and it will make us famous
Lennon says:
you have doubts, don't you?
McCartney says:
well, I do, but I am not at the top of my game right now
Lennon says:
go read
McCartney says:
ok
McCartney says:
that pic is great though
Lennon says:
dumb post?
McCartney says:
no, it's good, but I think you are leaving me in the dust
McCartney says:
your solo career is happening before we even got famous!
Lennon says:
well then, get off your LAZY ASS and write something
Lennon says:
i will put it in red text for you and find you a suitable pic
McCartney says:
it is supposed to be our IMs
McCartney says:
not your angsty angst
Lennon says:
oh
Lennon says:
NOW she gets technical on me
McCartney says:
get a new blog www.myangstisangstierthanyours.blogspot.com
McCartney says:
try that
Lennon says:
i hate you
Lennon says:
you are jealous of me
Lennon says:
I HAD TO POST SOLO STUFF WHILE YOU WERE OFF GETTING MARRIED SO THAT WE WOULDN'T LOSE OUR READERSHIP
Lennon says:
AND YOU NEVER THANKED ME
McCartney says:
I did too
McCartney says:
it is too soon for us to have this Lennon and mccartney type fight
Lennon says:
i am clearly the lennon in this
Lennon says:
you are the shallow mccartney
McCartney says:
yes, I am the cute one
McCartney says:
I'm all "thumbs up" singing with Michael jackson
Lennon says:
you are the blatantly commercial one
Lennon says:
you don't care for my intellect and my art
McCartney says:
you are sitting in a bed for weeks
McCartney says:
in protest
Lennon says:
you RESENT that I am deeper than you
McCartney says:
you resent that....
McCartney says:
I got nuthin
Lennon says:
yah
Lennon says:
see?
McCartney says:
I know, I know. You're the working class hero and I am the silly love songs
Lennon says:
don't forget the don't-eat-anything-with-a-face-doobie-smoking-buyer-of-quaint-scottish-islands-sell-all-the-rights-to-the-beatles-catalog-to-perverts part: THAT'S YOU.
McCartney says:
right, and you with that whole let your crazy wife control your estate and sell your songs to some dumb Broadway cheese head so they can shove your legacy up your ass with jazz hands
Lennon says:
you say that like it's a bad thing
McCartney says:
ever had jazz hands up your ass??
McCartney says:
that burns
Lennon says:
lolol