Bosom Buddies

Tom Hanks says:
you can't abandon the blog like you did this past week
Peter Atari says:
I'm sorry
Tom Hanks says:
i know getting married is important and stuff
Tom Hanks says:
but the blog needs you
Peter Atari says:
I will make it up to you
Tom Hanks says:
also, if i am left to carry on by myself, you run the risk of me being more famous than you
Tom Hanks says:
I will be the Tom Hanks to your Peter Safari (the Bosom Buddies dudes)
Peter Atari says:
yeah, I can't have that
Peter Atari says:
isn't it Scolari or something Italian sounding?
Tom Hanks says:
oh
Tom Hanks says:
yeah
Tom Hanks says:
but see? that's my point
Tom Hanks says:
no one remembers him
Tom Hanks says:
cause he was just the sidekick
Tom Hanks says:
you can't have that happening to you
Peter Atari says:
it will never happen
Tom Hanks says:
so, please don't abandon the blog again
Peter Atari says:
and that Billy Joel song will not be our theme song
Peter Atari says:
we need a blog theme song
Tom Hanks says:
hmmm
Tom Hanks says:
how about
Tom Hanks says:
ummm
Tom Hanks says:
i could write a song for it
Tom Hanks says:
i'm good at writing songs
Peter Atari says:
yeah, you are
Peter Atari says:
but I really think you are trying to steal my sunshine
Peter Atari says:
and be more famous than me
Peter Atari says:
like Gwen Stefani did to No Doubt
Tom Hanks says:
or maybe you should write it, cause if I write the song AND be the blog tom hanks, my talent will REALLY start to eclipse yours and you will demand a bigger paycut and desperate shit like that
Peter Atari says:
and Jon Bon did to the other Jovis
Tom Hanks says:
lol
Tom Hanks says:
ok
Tom Hanks says:
you write it
Tom Hanks says:
i'll be generous
Peter Atari says:
wow, ok
Peter Atari says:
I need some time
Peter Atari says:
I have a fever
Peter Atari says:
I have a fever for our blog
Tom Hanks says:
see, i could write that song in ONE SECOND
Tom Hanks says:
but i'll move over and let you shine
Tom Hanks says:
wait
Tom Hanks says:
that's not shine
Tom Hanks says:
that's the reflection of the snot dripping out of your runny nostrils
Peter Atari says:
it is
Peter Atari says:
I need to poop
Tom Hanks says:
ok
Peter Atari says:
I don't like being sick
Tom Hanks says:
i'll post this
Peter Atari says:
it makes me poop
Peter Atari says:
ok
Tom Hanks says:
pooping is necessary, Peter Atari
Tom Hanks says:
oh WAIT!
Tom Hanks says:
who are you today?
Peter Atari says:
oh
Peter Atari says:
Sick Bitch
Tom Hanks says:
ok
Tom Hanks says:
who am I?
Tom Hanks says:
i should be Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks says:
yeah
Peter Atari says:
lol
Peter Atari says:
yeah, make me Peter Atari then
Tom Hanks says:
ok!!!
Tom Hanks says:
go poop
Peter Atari says:
ok