Experiencing Technical Difficulties

Blah Blah Blahg will resume after Moose gets herself hitched this weekend. I can't very well talk to myself and post it here, can I? I suppose I could post that hilarious drunken voicemail that Moose left on my cellphone...but that would require transcription and I'm really lazy.

Moose is supposed to be back next Wednesday. Sit tight till then, all our millions of readers.

God I love being famous.