Scary Nasty Mooses

Moose says:
hey
Moose says:
office peeps took me to lunch
Moose says:
and I had two galsses of wine
Moose says:
oops
Moose says:
gl
Scroooblay says:
ahahahahaha
Scroooblay says:
wanna read about drunken mooses?
Moose says:
I think I am a drunken moose
Scroooblay says:
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article446908.ece
Moose says:
that moose story is hilarious
Moose says:
I am going to typo a lot
Moose says:
just fyi
Moose says:
I'm tipsy
Scroooblay says:
drunk
Scroooblay says:
drunk as a moose in norway
Scroooblay says:
did you know that you should clap at a moose to determine whether it is drunk?
Scroooblay says:
EVERYONE knows that ALL drunks respond to clapping, regardless of species
Moose says:
that's what people do to me too
Moose says:
exactly
Scroooblay says:
i personally know that I appreciate a nice round of applause when i am good and hammered
Scroooblay says:
i figure it's recognition for a drunk well done
Moose says:
I like when people do the wave for me when I am drunk
Moose says:
and paint my name on their faces
Scroooblay says:
i like it when people hold up their lighters for me
Scroooblay says:
and start unofficial fan sites
Moose says:
I like when people hold up bible verses for me
Scroooblay says:
i like it when vh1 does a "behind the drunk" episode for me when I am drunk
Moose says:
this might be a good...thing for our thing if you know what I mean
Scroooblay says:
oooo yeah
Scroooblay says:
who are you today?
Scroooblay says:
pick a name
Scroooblay says:
you don't have to change it
Moose says:
Moose
Scroooblay says:
i'll just do a search and replace
Scroooblay says:
ok
Scroooblay says:
who should I be?
Scroooblay says:
WHO SHOULD I BE?
Moose says:
oh
Moose says:
um
Moose says:
Sroobley
Scroooblay says:
skrooooblay?
Moose says:
oops
Moose says:
yeah
Scroooblay says:
holy shit
Scroooblay says:
this is a busy newsday for the mean mooses
Scroooblay says:
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article945820.ece
Moose says:
Norwegian mooses are drunk and angry
Scroooblay says:
well
Scroooblay says:
think about it
Scroooblay says:
what is there to do in Norway besides win the nobel prize and ski?
Scroooblay says:
mooses can't do either. They lack opposable thumbs and higher brain function.
Scroooblay says:
wouldn't you get drunk and angry too?
Moose says:
good point
Moose says:
I'm drunk and angry just thinking about it
Scroooblay says:
are we done being funny?
Moose says:
no
Moose says:
we need to be more funny
Moose says:
funnier
Scroooblay says:
i gotta google up an angry moose pic
Moose says:
more funnier
Scroooblay says:
f to the u to the double en why
Moose says:
google Norway and you''l find one
Moose says:
I am so drunk typig right now
Scroooblay says:
lol
Scroooblay says:
i'm googling angry norwegian moose right now
Moose says:
google "thai pig" too
Scroooblay says:
no matches
Scroooblay says:
i am not googling that
Moose says:
why not?
Scroooblay says:
http://www.pbs.ch/4stufe/explorerbelt/images/norway1.gif
Scroooblay says:
cause i don't want to
Moose says:
come on!
Scroooblay says:
http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thejewlee182/angry.gif
Scroooblay says:
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/11847648/1427260
Moose says:
lol
Moose says:
are we still funny?
Scroooblay says:
i'm not
Scroooblay says:
i'm in research mode
Scroooblay says:
that's rarely funny
Moose says:
me neither
Scroooblay says:
ok
Scroooblay says:
well, let's work with what we had above
Moose says:
I'm in two glasses of wine awhile ago mode
Moose says:
so I'm starting to get sleepy
Scroooblay says:
wow
Scroooblay says:
there's a nearly naked pic of john cleese
Scroooblay says:
no wait
Moose says:
LOL
Scroooblay says:
he's wearing a bikini
Moose says:
yikes
Scroooblay says:
crap
Scroooblay says:
my puter is locking up
Scroooblay says:
save this IM!
Moose says:
oh no
Moose says:
ok
Scroooblay says:
ok
Scroooblay says:
i think i'm safe
Moose says:
are you drunk too?
Scroooblay says:
that was scary
Scroooblay says:
no
Scroooblay says:
i think john cleese gave my puter herpes
Moose says:
lol
Scroooblay says:
ok - i have to go do...well, you know. some editing