POST: The Third. In which Darth Snatch and The Omelette discuss the vagaries of fame, tampons, and Ben Gazzara.



Darth Snatch says:
When do you think our blog will get famous?
I am the eggman says:
soon I hope
I am the eggman says:
I need to be famous soon
Darth Snatch says:
i was kinda hoping it might get famous...like, say tomorrow.
Darth Snatch says:
tomorrow would be good.
I am the eggman says:
I'm hoping to be famous by the end of the month
I am the eggman says:
so, yeah
I am the eggman says:
tomorrow it is
Darth Snatch says:
it's not YOU who will be famous
Darth Snatch says:
it will be our BLOG
Darth Snatch says:
god, you're conceited and overbearing ALREADY
I am the eggman says:
you know what I mean
Darth Snatch says:
this is the pitfall of fame
I am the eggman says:
when I say me I mean we
Darth Snatch says:
back pedaller
I am the eggman says:
I think I will marry ben Affleck soon
Darth Snatch says:
he's already married, dumbass
I am the eggman says:
when our blog is famous, who will you wed?
Darth Snatch says:
i am not going to get married
I am the eggman says:
he can get a divorce, Hollywood style
I am the eggman says:
you're like George clooney or whatever
I am the eggman says:
all single and famous
Darth Snatch says:
i am going to have a stable full of hollywood studs, lusting and pawing the floor at the mere thought of me
Darth Snatch says:
they will all want me, and i will be a giant cock-tease, but they cannot have me
Darth Snatch says:
see, i live only for my ART
I am the eggman says:
you are so dedicated
I am the eggman says:
I wish I could be dedicated
I am the eggman says:
I just want to marry a guy named ben
Darth Snatch says:
you can marry Ben Vigoda
Darth Snatch says:
wait
Darth Snatch says:
not Ben
Darth Snatch says:
Abe
I am the eggman says:
lol
I am the eggman says:
Abe Afleck
Darth Snatch says:
but isn't there a Ben Vigoda?
I am the eggman says:
Ben gazzara
Darth Snatch says:
go look him up on IMDb
I am the eggman says:
when we are famous will we be on IMDb?
Darth Snatch says:
no
I am the eggman says:
our BLOG I mean
I am the eggman says:
oh
Darth Snatch says:
because we have not made a movie or appeared on TV
Darth Snatch says:
yet
I am the eggman says:
oh
Darth Snatch says:
know what we need to do?
I am the eggman says:
what?
I am the eggman says:
hang out with paris hilton?
Darth Snatch says:
i need to interview you and you need to interview me so that people can get where we're coming from, ya dig?
I am the eggman says:
right, right
I am the eggman says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
i will interview you first
I am the eggman says:
but first I have to go help the swank with something
Darth Snatch says:
k
I am the eggman says:
because she needs me and has slammin' legs
I am the eggman says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
i will interview you tomorrow
Darth Snatch says:
i need all night to prepare my questions
I am the eggman says:
I can't refuse a girl with slammin legs
I am the eggman says:
that would be wrong
I am the eggman says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
alright
I am the eggman says:
good, good
I am the eggman says:
brb
Darth Snatch says:
go slam her
I am the eggman says:
lol
I am the eggman says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
stop typing
Darth Snatch says:
i'm trying to c&p this