POST: The Fourth. In which Darth and Eggy beef up their profile, Darth makes an executive decision, and they weigh the negativity of false advertising.

Darth Snatch says:
we need to find a picture for our profile
Darth Snatch says:
let's google up some sexy chicks
I am the eggman says:
sexy, yet banal
Darth Snatch says:
we could be this:
Darth Snatch says:
http://www.dumbcelebs.com/archives/jfleck.jpg
I am the eggman says:
lol
I am the eggman says:
or the olsen twins
Darth Snatch says:
we could be cheerleaders:
Darth Snatch says:
http://antonian.org/Student%20Pictures%2002-03/August2921.JPG
Darth Snatch says:
OOOOooooo!!
Darth Snatch says:
I know!!
Darth Snatch says:
http://www.espn.go.com/media/pg3/2005/0316/photo/richie_hilton275.jpg
Darth Snatch says:
i made an executive decision
I am the eggman says:
sorry, helping the swank and her slammin legs
Darth Snatch says:
i uploaded nicole and paris
I am the eggman says:
lol
Darth Snatch says:
now when people click on our profile it will reveal our true selves
I am the eggman says:
can't we be BJ and the bear or something?
Darth Snatch says:
no
Darth Snatch says:
cause they need to be 2 people
Darth Snatch says:
not a dude and grizzly
I am the eggman says:
oh
I am the eggman says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
what was The Bear? A dog?
Darth Snatch says:
A grizzly?
I am the eggman says:
monkey
Darth Snatch says:
it was not
Darth Snatch says:
i don't believe you
I am the eggman says:
yes
I am the eggman says:
google it
Darth Snatch says:
who names a monkey "Bear?" that's retarded
I am the eggman says:
BJ
Darth Snatch says:
obviously BJ had been snacking on lead paint chips like they were popcorn
I am the eggman says:
http://www.tvofyourlife.com/images/bjbearpic.jpg
Darth Snatch says:
i think the reason that show failed is because america is not ready for animals named after animals they are not.
Darth Snatch says:
i think that too many sample nielsen families heads exploded trying to wrap their noggins around that concept
Darth Snatch says:
that picture is gay
I am the eggman says:
they kept tuning in for the grizzly
Darth Snatch says:
right
I am the eggman says:
and coming away with the monkey
Darth Snatch says:
and there was no grizzly
I am the eggman says:
confusing
Darth Snatch says:
and ultimately disappointing
Darth Snatch says:
no one likes false advertising
Darth Snatch says:
i need to post this
Darth Snatch says:
don't type while I c&p
I am the eggman says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
I SAID DON'T TYPE
I am the eggman says:
oops

(time goes by)

I am the eggman says:
can I type yet?
Darth Snatch says:
yes
Darth Snatch says:
sorry
Darth Snatch says:
hold on
I am the eggman says:
s'ok
Darth Snatch says:
lemme publish
I am the eggman says:
I have to poop anyway
I am the eggman says:
ok
I am the eggman says:
brb