Heat + Art = HEART

Art says:
ok
listen

Heatmiser says:
ok

Art says:
no more of this "not signing in till 10:30am" crap
i won't stand for it

Heatmiser says:
I'm sorry
I was busy
and I forgot to login

Art says:
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING??

Heatmiser says:
I'm sorry

Art says:
sure you are

Heatmiser says:
I have a stack of grant shit up to my eyes
and
I know what you are going to say
that can't be very high
because...blah...short joke

Art says:
what is more important
the grant shit or me

Heatmiser says:
you
without question

Art says:
so....
WHY WAS I WAITING?

Heatmiser says:
but
one of these things pays my bills
you better start paying my bills, mutha fucka

Art says:
hey
don't pull that crap on me
one of those things pays your bills, but what would you rather live without - heat or art?

Heatmiser says:
ohhh
that is so unfair

Art says:
MAKING ME WAIT IS SO UNFAIR!!

Heatmiser says:
which are you?
heat or art?

Art says:
if you don't know i am not going to tell you

Heatmiser says:
I think you are both
you are hot art

Art says:
lolol