Behind The Blog

Phil Spector says:
hi
i think i may have thought up the all time greatest band name...EVER

Brian Epstein says:
hi
let's hear it
Billy Vera and the beaters is taken
FYI

Phil Spector says:
ok
are you ready

Brian Epstein says:
yes

Phil Spector says:
"Pentagram Donut"

Brian Epstein says:
I think that is very good
it is deliciously evil

Phil Spector says:
it is perfect

Brian Epstein says:
it is Sweet, yet Satanic
what kind of music does Pentagram Donut play?

Phil Spector says:
oh i dunno
i just think up the names

Brian Epstein says:
I think they should play dark prog-metal
but
they will put out a concept album
about the struggle between good and evil

Phil Spector says:
i think you give PD too much credit for brains
they're just there to rock, man

Brian Epstein says:
well, some of them are
the bass player is fucked up on coke
and the drummer is a drunk
but the front man is really into the dark arts
and the guitar player was raised Catholic

Phil Spector says:
honestly
i think you put too much thought into this
there isn't even a band yet and already you've written the "Behind The Music" script

Brian Epstein says:
that's the beauty part
we're ready
I think the drummer will die first
is that too cliche?

Phil Spector says:
he can't die before someone goes to rehab
cause when he dies, that's gonna make the dude who went to rehab fall off the wagon again

Brian Epstein says:
right

Phil Spector says:
how is the drummer gonna die? I say freak turkey hunting accident

Brian Epstein says:
yes, drummers are known turkey hunters

Phil Spector says:
One of them has go be caught doing a line of coke off Gary Coleman's ass

Brian Epstein says:
perfect
I say we sit back and wait for the royalties

Phil Spector says:
we're not done yet

Brian Epstein says:
oh

Phil Spector says:
we've got the downfall down
we have to do the reunion and "where are they now" parts

Brian Epstein says:
we need the rise

Phil Spector says:
oh - and the rise too
the rise - they all met at a star trek convention
no
nix the star trek

Brian Epstein says:
ok

Phil Spector says:
they met in childhood, at cub scouts

Brian Epstein says:
ok

Phil Spector says:
that doesn't work either, does it?
ok
2 of them met working at an apple farm
they met the others at a pie bake-off

Brian Epstein says:
let's just kill them off
get to the end
get to the "a deadly combination of drugs and alcohol" part

Phil Spector says:
ok
this is what we have so far:
rise - apple farm, bake-off, deadly romance with drugs and alcohol
downfall - rehab, drummer dead, rehab, coke off gary's ass

Brian Epstein says:
yup
and maybe in between they play some songs
or not

Phil Spector says:
then they disappear off the radar for a while

Brian Epstein says:
nobody cares

Phil Spector says:
then there is a reunion
that a few 40ish pudgy women with non descript hair cuts, bifocals and aqua pant suits attend

Brian Epstein says:
they put out a new record
but
everyone is sober and it sucks

Phil Spector says:
right
now
1 of them is an accountant
1 of them lives in santa fe and makes sand sculptures in empty soda bottles
drummer = dead
the other one = gary coleman's common law "wife"

Brian Epstein says:
done

Phil Spector says:
wow
we're good!

Brian Epstein says:
Pentagram Donut fucking rocks!

Phil Spector says:
Let's start a Pentagram Donut tribute band.