Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Blogstruation



Ed note: what follows is truly gross. Don't read if menstruation offends you.

Stayfree says:
aren't your periods supposed to get lighter as you get older?
i bleed like a friggin' hemophiliac

Kotex says:
mine got lighter
for the most part
I used to bleed like a stuck pig for days
now I have one or two medium days
and then barely anything


Stayfree says:
mine got a little lighter for a few years
now i'm back to gushing like a geyser

Kotex says:
weird


Stayfree says:
and
let me tell you something
if you see clots, there will be pain

Kotex says:
yup


Stayfree says:
clots = cramps

Kotex says:
yup


Stayfree says:
and there were some freaky clots this morning
it's like I birthed a family of hairy meatballs

Kotex says:
lolol


Stayfree says:
that is SO gross
i just REALLY grossed myself out
i feel throwuppy

Kotex says:
that was really gross
but
it was funny

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