Bloggorrhoids

Editors note: Read this first - Colonblogoscopy

H says:
NO BUTT PROBLEMS!!
just internal hemorrhoids
whew!
yay for hemorrhoids!

Preparation says:
woot!!

H says:
big ups!

Preparation says:
~break dances for roids~

H says:
~gives roids a home makeover~

Preparation says:
~buys roids a diamond necklace~

H says:
~gives roids a free year's lease on a cadillac escalade~

Preparation says:
~takes roids to Disney Land~

H says:
~gives roids a rose on 'Bachelor'~

Preparation says:
~votes for roids at 1-866-idols -02~

H says:
~honors roids with a star on the Roids Butt of Fame~

Preparation says:
let's stop there
that's a good one
I like that we closed the butt chapter
wrapped up the butt
your butt needed closure
wait
you know what I mean
addendum
add-end-um
I kill myself