Blogeration Gap

Ward & June Cleaver says:
so
what have you been up to?
did the blog miss me?
I missed the blog

Ozzie & Harriet Nelson says:
i've been doing some stuff

Ward & June Cleaver says:
I took a picture of it with it though

Ozzie & Harriet Nelson says:
wha?

Ward & June Cleaver says:
with me

Ozzie & Harriet Nelson says:
you are retarded

Ward & June Cleaver says:
the good news is I am still retarded

Ozzie & Harriet Nelson says:
i think the blog finds us boring

Ward & June Cleaver says:
the blog views us like its parents
it hides when we dance at parties

Ozzie & Harriet Nelson says:
it shudders when we try to be 'cool'

Ward & June Cleaver says:
it calls its friends to tell them how lame we are when we don't let it go to the Green Day show

Ozzie & Harriet Nelson says:
it gets pissed when we buy it a hyundai accent as it's first car

Ward & June Cleaver says:
the blog refused to come out of its room when we said it couldn't get a cell phone

Ozzie & Harriet Nelson says:
the blog was grounded when we caught it hacking into another blog's computer

Ward & June Cleaver says:
the blog threw a tantrum when we started monitoring its Myspace page

Ozzie & Harriet Nelson says:
the blog hides it's weed in the sock drawer

Ward & June Cleaver says:
the blog tried to run away from home after we told its friends it cried at the final episode of Gilmore Girls

Ozzie & Harriet Nelson says:
the blog has been chatting in chat rooms with a 47 year old, potbellied construction worker named "hawtsixteen4u"
(that's just wrong)
(i'm editing that out)

Ward & June Cleaver says:
(yah)