Mugs and Jugs

Megalomaniac says:
todd's latest what's happening has me peeing

Innocent Bystander says:
he is so funny
THAT is how you write a personal blog
no ego byullshit
byullshit

Megalomaniac says:
bee-YOOL-SHIT!!
i am trying to badger him into sending me a coffee cup
do you think he will send me a coffee cup?

Innocent Bystander says:
yes

Megalomaniac says:
i sent him an email asking him what I had to do to have a coffee cup sent to me
and he emailed me back and said "win bingo"
so i clarified myself
i said "i don't actually want to DO anything, I just want the mug to appear on my doorstep. So, I guess what i meant to say is what do YOU have to do to make sure I have a mug?"

Innocent Bystander says:
ha

Megalomaniac says:
he didn't email me back
so i sent him a fake bingo card


Innocent Bystander says:
haahhaha
your card is great
he has to send you one now

Megalomaniac says:
thank you
i think we need to blog this
not because it's funny
but because it will keep the pressure on him to give me a mug. publicly.

Megalomaniac says:
and we can periodically revisit my attempts (or non attempts) to get a mug from him
we can create a sidebar thingy "did white text get her mug yet?"
and then under that:
"no"
just like that

Innocent Bystander says:
I think our other readers will not enjoy this inside joke
make it a separate thing
not an official blog entry

Megalomaniac says:
listen
i am not above using the blog for personal gain
and considering that I do all the work, i think you can give me THIS ONE THING
I want a goddamn mug
I DESERVE A GODDAMN MUG
and todd better give me one

Innocent Bystander says:
I think you will do whatever you want because you are the boss of the blog

Megalomaniac says:
don't you dare try to make me feel like I am using my powers for evil
cause i will smite you

Innocent Bystander says:
I think you need to take a good hard look at yourself
good
and hard

Megalomaniac says:
i will smite you faster than antonella barba can whip off her tank top

Innocent Bystander says:
That is fast

Megalomaniac says:
it is so fast, it is invisible to the naked eye
get it?
naked
you get so much bang for your joke buck with me
this is why i deserve a mug

Innocent Bystander says:
I like to call her Atonalella
has anyone used that yet?

Megalomaniac says:
no

Innocent Bystander says:
use it

Megalomaniac says:
i like to call her Suckafella

Innocent Bystander says:
ha
I like to call her anytime

Megalomaniac says:
i smell some Reddy photoshops in Suckafella's future

Innocent Bystander says:
ha
I don't even think she is that hot
she's ok
she is no McPhee

Megalomaniac says:
hold on
i gotta blog some of this up

Innocent Bystander says:
it is a mess
take the good bits
edit it up, but show your work
what's my name?

Megalomaniac says:
ummm
i dunno
you were an innocent bystander in this one
i was a megalomaniac

Innocent Bystander says:
There they are

Megalomaniac says:
OK i'm cleaning it up
this is gonna take some work

Innocent Bystander says:
yes, this blog is filthy