Liar Liar Blog On Fire

Gepetto says:
hi

Pinocchio says:
hi

Gepetto says:
i am thinking about calling you a liar

Pinocchio says:
ok
go ahead
why?

Gepetto says:
relax
i said i was THINKING about it

Pinocchio says:
ok
let me know when you decide

Gepetto says:
i'm gonna put it on the back burner for a while
and then, BAM, when you least expect it, I either will or won't call you a liar

Pinocchio says:
ok
can you gimme a hint?
what did I maybe lie about causing you to THINK about calling me a liar?

Gepetto says:
you said you'd be right back

Pinocchio says:
oh
well

Gepetto says:
listen

Pinocchio says:
yes?
ok

Gepetto says:
i really want you to be aware
and be on the look out for the time that, when you least expect it, I DON'T call you a liar

Pinocchio says:
ok

Gepetto says:
so watch for it

Pinocchio says:
I am ready anytime you suddenly don't call me a liar

Gepetto says:
there

see?
I didn't just call you a liar
were you surprised? not expecting it?

Pinocchio says:
nope
I was ready

Gepetto says:
crap
i'll try again later

Pinocchio says:
you have to get up pretty early in the morning to not call me a liar