Bloggin' On Up

George Jefferson says:
so

Weezy says:
so

George Jefferson says:
i gave it some thought last night

Weezy says:
oh good
gave what some thought?

George Jefferson says:
we've established a solid fan base of two. we are consistently funnier than anyone except perhaps The Eug.
it's time for the next level
we need to kick it up a notch

Weezy says:
ok

George Jefferson says:
do you want to turn down a development deal from comedy central or should i?

Weezy says:
go ahead

George Jefferson says:
ok

Weezy says:
you like to be the hatchet man

George Jefferson says:
i'm good at saying no
watch
"no"
see?

Weezy says:
very good

George Jefferson says:
ok
that's set
what else are we gonna do to elevate our game?

Weezy says:
maybe have some sort of call in voting system?
people seem to like that

George Jefferson says:
oooo GOOD IDEA
i'm thinking we're going to need to date some emerging actors and actresses
not a-listers
"emerging"

Weezy says:
maybe someone from the OC

George Jefferson says:
you can have mischa barton

Weezy says:
or One Tree Hill
what is One Tree Hill?

George Jefferson says:
it is a tree
by itself
on a hill

Weezy says:
ok

George Jefferson says:
or
it is one hill, full of trees

Weezy says:
doesn't matter
I will date someone from One Tree Hill
and dump her in public

George Jefferson says:
oooo - GOOD TWIST
who will i date?

Weezy says:
you can date someone from the cast of SNL

George Jefferson says:
blech no

Weezy says:
one of those people nobody knows

George Jefferson says:
maybe i won't date anyone and make people wonder if i am asexual

Weezy says:
good idea

George Jefferson says:
maybe i'll bring my mom or my dog to awards shows

Weezy says:
then you have to suddenly have 2 small children
and people will wonder where they came from
but
you will NOT talk about your private life

George Jefferson says:
can i adopt them from antarctica?

Weezy says:
sure!
but
it doesn't matter
you can even just borrow them for photo ops

George Jefferson says:
ok
i think you need to find some sort of mystical cult to belong to
like the shriners

Weezy says:
right?

George Jefferson says:
right what?

Weezy says:
nothing
ignore ?
right
oki
-i

George Jefferson says:
+retard

Weezy says:
right

George Jefferson says:
(was this too scattered for bloggage?)

Weezy says:
maybe a few small ediots
hahahah
ediots
that is a good typo

George Jefferson says:
lolololol