Fight Blog

Tyler Durden says:
SMMMMMAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed Norton says:
ow
[gets dizzy]
[falls down]

Tyler Durden says:
[kicks in the ribs]
NOW STAY DOWN!

Ed Norton says:
[reaches for the knife in boot]

Tyler Durden says:
[steps on hand]
[kicks knife away]

Ed Norton says:
[plays dead]

Tyler Durden says:
[falls for it]

Ed Norton says:
[clubs tyler durden in the eye with a turkey drumstick]

Tyler Durden says:
[eye swells due to rare turkey allergy]
[goes blind]

Ed Norton says:
[runs away]

Tyler Durden says:
[can't find way home]
[dies alone]
the end