Blogging in Real Time: The Black Hole of Calcutta

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White Text says:
hey - great show last saturday night

Reddy says:
hey-thanks

White Text says:
hey - remember how we had some beers after the show?

Reddy says:
hey - yes

White Text says:
hey - remember how we blogged in real time over beer?

Reddy says:
hey - I sure do

White Text says:
hey - remember how it was funny cause we were blogging face to face instead of keyboard to keyboard? let's recreate that for our readers

Reddy says:
Hey - hey! great idea

White Text says:
ok
i'll start
"i love our blog"

Reddy says:
"me too"

White Text says:
"hey - listen. this will be hard for you to hear, but it has to be said. you should know that me and the blog got married this weekend"
"we thought about inviting you"

Reddy says:
"[stunned silence]"

White Text says:
"but we figured that we'd just drop the bomb on you in a public place so that you can't freak out or anything"

Reddy says:
"I...uh...."
"don't you think that was sort of rude?"

White Text says:
"no. i think it was wise. the blog loves me best. we didn't want to chance a volatile reaction on your part"

Reddy says:
(I forget what I said next)
(this is why the blog loves you best)

White Text says:
(something about questioning my blog judgment or whatever)
(then scott started being funny at me and I totally lost my train of thought)

Reddy says:
(right...I remember that)

White Text says:
maybe we're not so funny when we blog in real time

Reddy says:
yeah

White Text says:
tho it SEEMED funny at the time

Reddy says:
reading it back it isn't so good

White Text says:
i blame the beer and the Black Hole of Calcutta that was your performance venue

Reddy says:
jesus, that place was hot

White Text says:
so frickin hot
they had ceiling fans
they never turned them on

Reddy says:
I got 3rd degree burns in that place

White Text says:
i scalded my liver

Reddy says:
the sushi I had ordered was completely cooked by the time I got off stage

White Text says:
McDonalds was using that stage as a back up burger warmer

Reddy says:
George Hamilton was evening out his tan while we played

White Text says:
(i'm out)

Reddy says:
(me too)

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Reasons Why I Love That Pic of Reddy Up There:
a list by White Text

1) Reddy's eyes look piggy
2) There is much redness
3) Reddy looks like she could eat my head in one gulp
4) Reddy's hands look like hooves
5) Reddy's eyes look like sunken DEATH
666) Reddy is the devil and doesn't care who knows it