We'd Like To Spank The Blogcademy

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
hi
i came back

Fiona Apple or Eddie Vedder says:
I'm glad
because
I was just reading "the Bloggies"
the blog awards

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
what?
DID WE WIN???

Fiona Apple or Eddie Vedder says:
and I need to know why we didn't win best Asian Blog?
2007 Bloggies

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
we didn't?
but we're HUGE in China!

Fiona Apple or Eddie Vedder says:
I know
We were robbed

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
we're above awards
we're marlon brando sending sacheen littlefeather to refuse our oscar

Fiona Apple or Eddie Vedder says:
ok
but
couldn't we at least GO to the show and act bored?
or
make a speech about how awards shows don't matter
like Fiona Apple
or eddie Vedder

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
that's true - it's a great excuse for getting dressed up and getting a closeted gay male celebrity to escort us

Fiona Apple or Eddie Vedder says:
Yeah, I wanna be a beard

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
but
here's the thing

Fiona Apple or Eddie Vedder says:
what?

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
our blog shits bloglets bigger than those blogs

Fiona Apple or Eddie Vedder says:
that is my point
We was robbed

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
do we need to MAKE our point, tho?

Fiona Apple or Eddie Vedder says:
our point is making no point
or something

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
isn't it enough that the world is littered with blogs not worthy of our colon?
(i am so confused by this converstation)
(converstation)

Fiona Apple or Eddie Vedder says:
(yah)
(me too)

Sacheen Littlefeather says:
(blogging it up now)