Happy Birth(blog)day, VB!!

Lorne Green says:
hi

William Shatner says:
hello indeed
today is VB's b-day
i wrote her a poem
it is called "VB, my VB!"

Lorne Green says:
nice
let's hear it

William Shatner says:
it goes a little something like this:
"You are wonderful
you are tall
you eat meat
you sometimes fall
I am your friend
through and through
you can count on me
to fart and poo"
(the end)

Lorne Green says:
that is really something

William Shatner says:
i could write more, but the florist only allowed 150 characters

Lorne Green says:
lolol
I sent her this email...

A very tall and handsome bird dropped a hint or two via email on Friday about today being some sort of special day. He is right. Happy Victoria Day!

In Canada on "Victoria Day Weekend" AKA "Fête de la Reine", AKA "May Two-Four Weekend", everybody drinks too much beer and throws up in the woods.

I will do the same for your birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I thought it was nice

William Shatner says:
lol@ too much beer and throw up in the woods
that's extremely thoughtful

Lorne Green says:
it is true
I agree

William Shatner says:
if it were me, and if i were canadian, i'd outdo all you canadians
i'd drink too much beer and throw up on a moose

Lorne Green says:
would you climb a tree and throw up from above the moose?

William Shatner says:
no

Lorne Green says:
or just throw up on its foot

William Shatner says:
i would stand next to it and throw up on it's side
wait
aren't mooses stupidly tall?
would I reach the side of a moose?

Lorne Green says:
moose are very tall, yes
why don't you throw up on me instead
I am as Canadian as any mosse
mosse
but shorter

William Shatner says:
i'd like to throw up on something more emblematically canadian
like celine dion
or a beaver
or doug mckenzie
or milque-toasty pacifism

Lorne Green says:
you could eat maple syrup and throw up on some pancakes

William Shatner says:
nah

Lorne Green says:
you're right
Celine it is

William Shatner says:
we need to blog this for VB

Lorne Green says:
ok

William Shatner says:
she's our best reader

Lorne Green says:
she is
loyal

William Shatner says:
(best = only)

Lorne Green says:
right
ok
blog it up
what's your name?

William Shatner says:
if it weren't for her, we'd have no readership
hold on!
it's her birthday, dammit!

Lorne Green says:
ok
oh

William Shatner says:
this calls for extra special blogging

Lorne Green says:
good point
but
I already promised her forest vomit

William Shatner says:
oh

Lorne Green says:
what else does she need??

William Shatner says:
better get cracking then.