Tak Ling says:
listen
the next time you take a day off and don't tell me, i'll do something drastic
like sit here and fume
do you want that on your conscience?
and
hi

Toe Ach says:
sorry
I forgot I had the senior center gig again
the old people need me
and
they are some funky, rockin oldies

Tak Ling says:
riiiiight. throw the wrinklies under the bus

Toe Ach says:
is that a euphemism?

Tak Ling says:
for?
mom was asking about you last night
i told her your neuro guy said he didn't see anything that frightened him
she is still worried for you

Toe Ach says:
well, thank mom for me
but I feel fine
'cept for the voices
I was electrocuted yesterday, though

Tak Ling says:
i love that!

Toe Ach says:
We were moving the bed

Tak Ling says:
not in PT?
home electrocuted?

Toe Ach says:
(we got new furniture!)
yah

Tak Ling says:
is your arm better?

Toe Ach says:
Anyway

Tak Ling says:
(yay new furniture!)

Toe Ach says:
no, but
I can bend spoons with my mind

Tak Ling says:
ok Uri

Toe Ach says:
the trick is
there is no spoon
anyway

Tak Ling says:
anyway

Toe Ach says:
I was standing on the power strip thing

Tak Ling says:
may i interject??
please?

Toe Ach says:
(Apparently...I didn't know I was)
and I touched the metal bed frame
and POW
ZOOMY

Tak Ling says:
may i interject?

Toe Ach says:
straight up my arm
it was sort of cool
oh
sure

Tak Ling says:
excuse me?
you are a moron
for standing on the power strip

Toe Ach says:
true

Tak Ling says:
ok
continue
oh wait

Toe Ach says:
yeah I was sort of jammed between the wall and the bed

Tak Ling says:
listen
i told mom that The Swank was abandoning you to move to Spain
and she said "they don't have toilets in Spain"
i kid you not

Toe Ach says:
haha

Tak Ling says:
i did not prompt her or rehearse her

Toe Ach says:
I love your mom
so much

Tak Ling says:
mom is good
she is funny

Toe Ach says:
she is

Tak Ling says:
how is your mom?
and
i have to say
your typing is better since you got zapped

Toe Ach says:
yeah
I'm not even touching the keys
I'm doing it
with my MIND

Tak Ling says:
i have to pee

Toe Ach says:
oh
and
my mom is well
she is moving this week
and keeps calling to ask if I want something such and such that has been in a box since 1994
I don't
she asked if my nephew could have my turntable
and, by the way, does it work
I haven't seen that turntable since 1991 or so

Tak Ling says:
hi
i'm back

Toe Ach says:
I told her if there is a time machine in that box, I will go back to 1991 to see if it works

Tak Ling says:
i love you mom
your

Toe Ach says:
I love you too dear
oh

Tak Ling says:
i am not implying that you are my mom

Toe Ach says:
I thought you were calling me mom

Tak Ling says:
it was a typo

Toe Ach says:
oh
well

Tak Ling says:
but thanks for calling me dear

Toe Ach says:
I enjoyed having you as my daughter for one second there
it gave me purpose

Tak Ling says:
awww
the typo robbed you of your motherhood

Toe Ach says:
go back and read this IM
from the start
it is funny

Tak Ling says:
(and freed me from having to buy you a mother's day card)
this IM is extremely disjointed

Toe Ach says:
yeah
I like it

Tak Ling says:
it's like we're not even takling toeach other

Toe Ach says:
yah

Tak Ling says:
holy typos batman

Toe Ach says:
I like when we do that

Tak Ling says:
me too

Toe Ach says:
toe ach
tak ling

Tak Ling says:
lol

Toe Ach says:
we should blog this
all of it
I'll be Toe Ach
You be Tak Ling

Tak Ling says:
ok