"I AM THE KING OF ENGLAND!"

Stubby says:
I just crushed my fingers in a filing cabinet
let me tell you
it doesn't feel good

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
i bet the filing cabinet feels great about it
think of it that way

Stubby says:
yup
it totally did it on purpose

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
you have brought pleasure to a file cabinet's bleak existence

Stubby says:
you're right
I feel fine niw
I will typo much more now
so there is that
the entertainment fator

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
you are so magnanimous

Stubby says:
fator

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
fator

Stubby says:
niw

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
niw

Stubby says:
it is the middle finger of the my right hand

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
show it to your boss
hold it up and say "what are you going to do about it?"

Stubby says:
I show him that finger often

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
heh

Stubby says:
heh
at first it was like "oh, it isn't that bad"
then
pow
pain
I sort of doubled over
the delay was weird
it took a minute for my brain to register

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
it's a lot of signals for your brain to process
let me give you a summary of what happens at the nerve level

Stubby says:
ok

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
you bang your finger
instantly, the nerve in the finger goes "what the....?" and sends out scouts to see what happened
the scouts go out, take a look at the damage, and go "holy shit...you tell the boss" "no, YOU tell the boss" and they fight all the way back to the nerve about who is going to give the damage report.
then, when they get back to the nerve and tell him, the nerve goes "fuck! Shit!" and kills both the scouts and recruits a bunch more scout to send the message up to the brain
then THOSE scouts head up to the brain, but they're TOTALLY traumatized by the killing of the first 2 scouts, so they are spreading sedition all along the way, getting the general populace into an uproar
meanwhile, the brain is like "la dee dah I wonder when was the last time I gave the order to poop" and the scouts burst in the door and are all breathless and tell the brain what happened and that probably by this time the finger has fallen off (which isn't true, but the brain doesn't know that yet
so the brain kills THOSE scouts and sends all the friggin troops down the nerve, and those troops have to kill all the general populace that are in an uproar and then they get to the finger and see that the damage isn't THAT bad, but they still gotta do something, so they make it throb and you have to bend over and clutch your arm and hand and shake it out because of all the senseless scout killings
the end

Stubby says:
I really enjoyed that
that should be a show on Showtime

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
it's all true

Stubby says:
it is better than The Tudors
seriously
pitch it to HBO
I was on the edge of my seat

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
lololol

Stubby says:
(blog?)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
the whole thing?

Stubby says:
sure
your story is great!

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
it wasn't THAT great

Stubby says:
I enjoyed it
probably cuz it felt so REAL to me

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
ok
you can be Stubby

Stubby says:
lol

Jonathan Rhys Meyers says:
I will be Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Stubby says:
lolol
I like to watch the Tudors because I like to think of Jonathan Rhys Meyers as a really butch girl doin it with that wicked hot anne Boleyn
I said that to The Missus
and she said "totally"
I lold
and I like when he yells "I'M THE KING OF ENGLAND!!" in the promo
I like to yell that sometimes around the house when I don't get my way