What's Happenin'?

Hey Is For Horses says:
hi

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
hey

Hey Is For Horses says:
when did you become a "hey" over a "hi"?

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
um
2 lines ago?

Hey Is For Horses says:
you "hey'd" me yesterday too

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
are you taking me to task over my greeting?

Hey Is For Horses says:
yes
I guess I am

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
may i ask why?

Hey Is For Horses says:
because it is different
you used to be a 'hi'
always
now
suddenly
"hey"
what gives?

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
may i ask why this is a legitimate subject for debate?
you're getting one more letter in your greeting - be happy

Hey Is For Horses says:
it isn't a debate
it is a question

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
no, it is a debate. it has been established that i have changed my greeting. we are debating now...debating the greeting

Hey Is For Horses says:
I guess we are NOW
and
I don't want more letters
I like the hi

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
listen
you'll get what you get and you'll like it

Hey Is For Horses says:
ok
fine
I'll take it
but
you can't make me like it
I will miss the hi

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
build a shrine to it
have a candlelit ceremony in remembrance

Hey Is For Horses says:
maybe I already did

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
it's GONE
time to move on

Hey Is For Horses says:
fine
hey it up!
see if I care!

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
hey
enough of that
you're overreacting
and

Hey Is For Horses says:
ok

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
did you have something you wanted to say when you started this window? I think you got sidetracked by the hey

Hey Is For Horses says:
I froget
frog

DooWayne from that show with the Hey Hey Hey says:
ribbit