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Grant says:
dude
the ghost hunters have a book out
Ghost Hunting
i SO need this book

Jason says:
oh yeah?
let me guess
it is a book about ghosts
and hunting them
ok
you should have it

Grant says:
you need to see this show
they're kinda dumb but loveable
like they sorta know how to use their equipment, but they really don't

Jason says:
ok
I don't watch many shows
I like Top Chef
and
that's it
when is it on?

Grant says:
it is on on Wednesday nights starting at 8pm on the Sci Fi channel
YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHOW

Jason says:
ok
I will be in my hotel room tomorrow night
I will look for it

Grant says:
WATCH IT!!!!
it will be SPOOKY!!

Jason says:
I will try
oh yeah
spooky night

Grant says:
i think it's live tomorrow night
http://www.scifi.com/ghosthunters/home.html
looka that big dumb bald lummox

Jason says:
ha

Grant says:
he's got a look on his face like 'was dat a sound dat i just hoid?'

Jason says:
hold me ma!

Grant says:
lol
http://www.scifi.com/ghosthunters/team/jasonandgrant/
read the description
they are plumbers
i love this show so much

Jason says:
man, anybody can have a show now
where is my goddamned show?

Grant says:
you are a grant writer/reader
and you are small
and drum on the side
there's a show in that

Jason says::
I don't write grants
but everything else works
I'm in
let's do it
set up the cameras

Grant says:
no wait - we gotta get the premise right
you give money to people
and you are small
and you drum

Jason says:
yes
well
not MY money

Grant says:
ok
start over

Jason says:
ok
go

Grant says:
you are a small modern day Robin Hood who takes from the rich and gives to the poor while drumming righteously in her spare time

Jason says:
I like it

Grant says:
there's your show
what's my show?

Jason says:
ok
well
you draw stuff
and
sing
and have a HAZMAT suit
which kicks so much ass

Grant says:
that's too much
we need to narrow it down
you only get 2 things and they should be opposites

Jason says:
ok
you sing
in a HAZMAT suit

Grant says:
well no
i sing
and i occasionally wear a hazmat suit
but in no way do those 2 things intersect

Jason says:
ok
but
you could put the HAZMAT on and sing
if you wanted

Grant says:
ehhhh
it would be pretty sweaty

Jason says:
that's a show
HAZMAT Idol

Grant says:
i like your show better

Jason says:
yeah
my show kicks ass