Smell-o-Blog

Glen Ross says:
know something?
i think if we could get a third reader roped in, our blog could really take off
we need to think of attractive sign up offers
30% off your next blog reading if you sign up now

Glen Garry says:
ohh

Glen Ross says:
we could offer a blog entry at factory invoice

Glen Garry says:
good idea
how about some sort of bonus for our current readers if they bring in new readers?

Glen Ross says:
that's a good idea
why should we do all the work?

Glen Garry says:
exactly

Glen Ross says:
they need to get off their asses

Glen Garry says:
right

Glen Ross says:
it's only right that they fetch us new readers for all the chuckles we give them

Glen Garry says:
for free, I might add

Glen Ross says:
we just give and give and give and what do they do in return?
nothing

Glen Garry says:
ok
so
what do we offer?

Glen Ross says:
how about we'll THINK about not kicking them off the blog

Glen Garry says:
ok

Glen Ross says:
we'll give them 3 days
they each have to bring one person
or it's "you never know whatchoo got till it's gone"

Glen Garry says:
ok
but
what if they fail?
then we will have no fan (s)
and, you know, I do this for the fan (s)

Glen Ross says:
i didn't think about that

Glen Garry says:
~punches chest and points at fan (s)~

Glen Ross says:
you're crafty
sure - make yourself look good at my expense
I CARE TOO!

Glen Garry says:
you better start chest punching and pointing then

Glen Ross says:
~smashes head with a hammer - passes out on fan (s) lap~
that was a bit overboard

Glen Garry says:
maybe
it was passionate

Glen Ross says:
it was rash

Glen Garry says:
our fan(s) like that
but that's what they love about you

Glen Ross says:
our fan (s) eat peanut butter and dust and wear the same marcel marceau shirt every day

Glen Garry says:
good point
but
that is a nice shirt

Glen Ross says:
it looks good on her
but
it's gotta smell by now

Glen Garry says:
it is a good thing we don't have a smell-o-blog

Glen Ross says:
oh that would be so AWESOME!

Glen Garry says:
I'll work on it

Glen Ross says:
whoever invents that technology is set for life
and you KNOW what's gonna be the first smell on the internet?
doody

Glen Garry says:
yep
people love doody

Glen Ross says:
people are fascinated

Glen Garry says:
people are weird

Glen Ross says:
people need to get us more fan (s)
PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!! Coffee is for closers!!