Free Beer And Chicken

Frito Lay says:
theblog
whohascome?

Nabisco says:
i'llgocheck

Frito Lay says:
what just happen to my space bar?

Nabisco says:
idunno

Frito Lay says:
that was weird
anyhoodles

Nabisco says:
utah, connecticut
brooklyn

Frito Lay says:
utah!
Mormons!

Nabisco says:
(adriana)

Frito Lay says:
oh
brooklyn...
Todd?

Nabisco says:
maybe
no foreign countries
we must have tightened up the borders

Frito Lay says:
border reform
I think it is the Minute Men keeping them out
or Lou Dobbs

Nabisco says:
i think it is trans fats
or Britney spears

Frito Lay says:
I think it is high fructose corn syrup
or Alec Baldwin
This is good
we need a good conspiracy theory on the blog
blogspiracy

Nabisco says:
listen
62.5% of our visitors stay longer than an hour
i think we should leave them coffee or something

Frito Lay says:
snacks
but
then we run the risk of having them just hanging around all the time
for the snacks
and coffee

Nabisco says:
this is true
but if we don't give them chips and salsa or something, aren't we being bad hostesses?
i mean
we don't have to GIVE it to them
but we could offer

Frito Lay says:
ok
as long as they clean up after themselves
I ain't nobody's maid

Nabisco says:
"Welcome to Blah Blah Blahg - would you like some doritos?"

Frito Lay says:
ohhh
then we could get an endorsement from Frito Lay

Nabisco says:
yep

Frito Lay says:
prodcut placement is very lucrative

Nabisco says:
yep
even for products we have no intention of giving to our consumers

Frito Lay says:
did I type "prodcut"?
I did

Nabisco says:
you did
we'll never get a product endorsement from Hooked on Phonics now. thanks.

Frito Lay says:
sorry