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Annie Lennox says:
I had a dream last night

Dave Stewart says:
oooo!
tell

Annie Lennox says:
where I was having dinner with my boss and Sandra Bernhard

Dave Stewart says:
lol

Annie Lennox says:
and instead of ordering off the menu, I just ate my credit cards

Dave Stewart says:
lolol!!
you ate your credit cards?

Annie Lennox says:
yes

Dave Stewart says:
were they nutritious?

Annie Lennox says:
crunch crunch
a little tough
Sandra Berhard said I didn't have to eat them, and that she would buy me something
but I really wanted to eat my credit cards

Dave Stewart says:
sprinkle some mango ginger vinaigrette on them

Annie Lennox says:
exactly

Dave Stewart says:
lol
what did your boss think of all this?

Annie Lennox says:
he didn't say anything
he was just eating

Dave Stewart says:
oh
wanna hear about my dream?

Annie Lennox says:
yes

Dave Stewart says:
i dreamt that Prince William offered to drive me to my podiatry appt this morning
but when I got up, i felt like walking

Annie Lennox says:
hahaahaha

Dave Stewart says:
so i called Prince William's cell phone
and I go, "uh, hi, Prince William?"
and some royal flunky goes "no, may I ask who's calling?"
so i tell him who I am and what I'm calling about
and he goes "right - hang on" then covers the mouthpiece and screams out "WILLIAM!!!! PHONE!!!!"

Annie Lennox says:
lol

Dave Stewart says:
then his private secretary gets on
and i explain who I am and why I'm calling (ie I don't need a ride to the podiatrist) and the private secretary goes "so veddy sorry, he's already left to pick you up"
and then the dream ended

Annie Lennox says:
here is what I like about your dreams
they are linear, yet absurdly cast

Dave Stewart says:
lol