Un-unforgettable

Oko says:
hey
Oko says:
we haven't done a blog entry in a while
Oko says:
let's be funny for a little while
Oko says:
and slap something up there
Oko says:
so that our fans don't lose interest and start liking someone else not as talented as us
Dunnoo says:
ok
Dunnoo says:
you go first
Oko says:
ok
Oko says:
ummmm
Oko says:
it's my birthday?
Oko says:
was that funny?
Dunnoo says:
oh yeah!
Dunnoo says:
we have to blog about that
Dunnoo says:
not funny, but important
Oko says:
wanna know what I got so far?
Dunnoo says:
a boner?
Dunnoo says:
a boob touch?
Oko says:
this is a family blog, Dunnoo
Oko says:
keep it clean
Dunnoo says:
what was your list again?
Dunnoo says:
vespa, power of invisibility?...
Oko says:
i want to tell you what I got so far
Dunnoo says:
what else?
Oko says:
LISTEN TO ME!
Oko says:
these are the presents people have given me
Dunnoo says:
sorry
Oko says:
1) from my boss - a sandwich baggie full of air
Oko says:
he didn't really say happy birthday when he gave it to me
Oko says:
in fact, i think he was trying not to show how much he cared by just leaving it on the break room table after lunch
Oko says:
but i know it was meant for me
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2) from my secretary - the cardboard backing from a legal pad
Oko says:
again, she was trying to be sneaky-sweet by just leaving it on my desk after a meeting
Dunnoo says:
wait...
Dunnoo says:
you have a secretary???
Oko says:
yeah
Dunnoo says:
for your very own??
Oko says:
yeah
Oko says:
i am Very Important
Dunnoo says:
holy crap
Oko says:
you knew i was Very Important
Dunnoo says:
I don't have one
Dunnoo says:
why don't I have a secretary???
Dunnoo says:
what the hell is wrong with me??
Oko says:
that is because you are Very Retarded
Dunnoo says:
oh
Dunnoo says:
well
Dunnoo says:
I think that means I need one more than you do
Oko says:
let's wrap this up
Oko says:
i don't feel like spending my b-day editing this damn thing
Oko says:
tell me my name
Oko says:
TELL ME MY NAME!!
Dunnoo says:
I'm thinking
Oko says:
no you aren't
Dunnoo says:
oko, fine
Dunnoo says:
oko?
Dunnoo says:
that is your name
Oko says:
i'm "oko"
Dunnoo says:
Oko
Oko says:
and who are you?
Dunnoo says:
Dunoo
Dunnoo says:
oops
Dunnoo says:
Dunnoo
Oko says:
ok
Oko says:
stopy typing
Oko says:
i am c&ping
Oko says:
what's the title to this entry?
Dunnoo says:
I dunno, it was kinda forgettable
Oko says:
no
Oko says:
make up a title to this blog entry, dumbass
Dunnoo says:
Un-unforgettable
Dunnoo says:
don't call me dumb, I knew what you meant! I was just saying the IM was forgettable so I couldn't come up with a title, and maybe THAT makes me dumb but the first thing doesn't make me dumb!
Oko says:
YOU THINK THIS IM IS FORGETTABLE??? YOU BITCH!!
Oko says:
IT'S ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Oko says:
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
Dunnoo says:
no you do not
Dunnoo says:
you love me
Dunnoo says:
and can't wait to see me
Oko says:
i am going to kick you in the box when I see you
Dunnoo says:
lol
Dunnoo says:
I hope so
Dunnoo says:
your birthday is not forgettable, but the IM was a little
Oko says:
I AM SITTING HERE EDITING IT AND MAKING IT FUNNY AND DOING ALL THE WORK YOU THANKLESS LITTLE CUNT
Dunnoo says:
ahahahahahahaha
Dunnoo says:
no one has ever called me a thankless little cunt before
Dunnoo says:
which may be hard to believe, but it's true
Oko says:
this is definitely blog worthy
Dunnoo says:
HAPPY BIIIIRTHDAY DEAR>>>>OKOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dunnoo says:
HAAAAPYYYY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOOOO
Dunnoo says:
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dunnoo says:
(and many moooooore)
Dunnoo says:
make a wish
Oko says:
i wish you get a nice kick to the box
Oko says:
i hate you. just cause a blog entry isn't ALL ABOUT YOU, you think it's boring
Oko says:
all our non-fame has gone to your head
Dunnoo says:
I have always been this self-absorbed, even before I was nonfamous
Oko says:
this is going on the blog
Oko says:
i want the world to see what I have to put up with
Oko says:
i think they'll forgive me busting out the c word
Dunnoo says:
they will ultimately yes
Dunnoo says:
but it will take years
Dunnoo says:
and by that time you will be nothing
Dunnoo says:
a hasn't-been!
Oko says:
my my my
Oko says:
on my BIRTHDAY no less
Oko says:
you obscurity whore!
Oko says:
this blog is DONE
Oko says:
(it's not really, but I wanna see if there's a public outcry like when Simon and Garfunkel broke up)
Oko says:
(we can always do a big Blog Entry in Central Park five years after we break up to tease our fans
Dunnoo says:
)
Dunnoo says:
see?
Dunnoo says:
I helped you there!
Dunnoo says:
we are a team!
Dunnoo says:
I closed your parenthesis!!
Dunnoo says:
who else would do that for you, huh?
Oko says:
i'll edit that out
Oko says:
i don't really need you
Dunnoo says:
nice
Oko says:
cause I bet you don't even remember the password
Dunnoo says:
how dare you!
Dunnoo says:
I...
Dunnoo says:
um....
Dunnoo says:
what is it again?
Oko says:
i'm not telling you
Dunnoo says:
I always said you were the brains
Oko says:
i am retaining exclusive rights to the blog and after you marry some crazy asian chick i will sell them to Michael Jackson
Oko says:
and
Oko says:
because I begrudgingly like you
Oko says:
i will give you one word of advice
Oko says:
don't live at the Dakota
Dunnoo says:
uh oh...
Oko says:
that was crass
Oko says:
i'll edit that out so that i look good
Dunnoo says:
you are the fake, not me!
Oko says:
i'll edit your last comment out too