Tough Love

Will the voicemail abuse EVER stop?

What follows is a discussion about a voicemail that the Chick With The White Text left on the Chick With The Red Text's cell phone the night of The Chick With the Red Text's birthday.

Solveig says:
the first line of your VM is "Hey Solveig, you goddamn Snatch, answer your fucking phone - BITCH!"
Solveig says:
LOLOLOLOL
Hjordis says:
lolololol
Hjordis says:
omg
Hjordis says:
i was on FI-YUH!
Solveig says:
lemme grab the rest...gimme a minute or 6
Solveig says:
ok, here it is...
Hjordis says:
lololol
Solveig says:
"Hey Solveig you goddamn snatch, answer your fucking phone - BITCH!...GOD, I hate it when you are a fucking snatch like this! You're DRINKIN' and doin' your birthday shit and you're not answering your phone YOU GODDAMN FUCKING CUNT...ANSWER IT!...........oh and by the way, would you please transcribe this for the blog...BYE!"
Solveig says:
LOLOL
Solveig says:
so good
Hjordis says:
ahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solveig says:
fuck, I love that
Hjordis says:
i love it!!!!!!!!!!!
Hjordis says:
i will put this up right now
Solveig says:
post it
Solveig says:
call it "Tough Love"
Hjordis says:
what is your name?
Solveig says:
hmmm
Solveig says:
let's see
Solveig says:
something pretty
Solveig says:
to counter your harsh words
Solveig says:
something like "Sunflower" or "Butterfly"
Hjordis says:
no
Hjordis says:
i don't like that
Hjordis says:
let's keep our voicemail names
Hjordis says:
solveig
Hjordis says:
you'll be solveig
Solveig says:
ok
Hjordis says:
cause that's what you were before in the voicemails
Hjordis says:
i don't wanna confuse our audience
Solveig says:
yeah, our audience ain't that bright

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