TODAY!!!

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod it's TODAY!! Today is the DAY!! It's The Chick With the Red Text's birthday!! I'm so friggin' excited I feel like running around in a circle until I am dizzy and then I feel like lying down and watching the stars explode in front of my closed eyes cause all that running around in a circle made me wacky and then I feel like doing a birthday dance and then I feel like solemnly explaining to the world exactly how cool The Chick With The Red Text is and then I'll probably start spinning around in circles again and then I'll probably just explode!!!!

Reddy likes lists, so I made her a list:

REASONS WHY REDDY IS COOL:
1) she drinks OE malt liquor
2) she is really short and can fit in your pocket
3) she likes my friend Paul
4) she calls people "snatch". That makes me giggle
5) she plays a mean djembe
6) she is not afraid to carry around a monkey flashlight
7) she once stuffed a whole quesadilla into her mouth on a dare
8) I made that last one up, but she won't care
9) her mom is cool too
10)her brother sings good and writes good tunes
11)her dog doesn't trust me
12) she has a cat that stumbles around, is missing fur in patches and bleats like a sheep
13)
14) she cracks me up on a daily basis
15) she doesn't mind it when I call her a moron.

YAY!!!!