Alldayapalooza

(Note - we sort of meandered today. Try to keep up.)

Bambi says:
where did you go?
Bambi says:
i was worried!
Bambi says:
i was gonna tell you about the moose!
Bambi says:
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1136389.ece
Thumper says:
oh
Thumper says:
ok, I have 700 things to do, but you can tell me
Bambi says:
go look at that moose story
Bambi says:
and make a mental note
Bambi says:
"don't mess with mooses"
Bambi says:
meeses?
Bambi says:
Moosiaie?
Thumper says:
what the hell is up with the mooses?
Bambi says:
they seem to have anger issues
Thumper says:
and drinking problems
Bambi says:
yah
Bambi says:
know what I think it is?
Thumper says:
what?
Bambi says:
i think it is a ploy by the Norwegian govt
Bambi says:
they publish these marauding mooses stories to scare the undesirable people away from visiting Norway
Bambi says:
can you just imagine yourself being an undesirable, thinking you might want to visit norway, then opening up a paper and reading a story like that?
Bambi says:
i'd cancel my trip
Thumper says:
yah
Bambi says:
the norskies are smart
Thumper says:
do you think it works, or do you think it keeps ALL people from visiting Norway?
Bambi says:
just the undesirables
Bambi says:
cause the people they WANT to visit are brave and have good characters and aren't afraid of mooses
Thumper says:
I'm kind of afraid of mooses, I think
Thumper says:
but I guess I am not surprised
Thumper says:
I am kind of undesirable

(time goes by)

Bambi says:
did you die?
Thumper says:
yes
Thumper says:
I am dead
Thumper says:
sorry, the swank interrupted
Thumper says:
she needed me to make love to her...er, I mean help her with something
Thumper says:
so...
Bambi says:
lolol
Thumper says:
what were we saying?
Thumper says:
isn't 'make love to" the worst expression ever?
Thumper says:
so gay
Bambi says:
yes
Bambi says:
it sounds so polyester
Thumper says:
lol
Bambi says:
let's figure out better ways to say "make love to"
Bambi says:
in nonpolyesterish ways
Bambi says:
(crickets chirp)
Bambi says:
i'm out. I got nuthin'
Thumper says:
I like "do it"
Thumper says:
it's so 70's
Bambi says:
i get by with "bangin'"
Thumper says:
bang is good
Bambi says:
"do it" is lame
Bambi says:
so is "bang"
Thumper says:
I like it
Thumper says:
they both make me laugh
Bambi says:
yeh, well you're a moron
Thumper says:
I used to say "ew they are doing sex" when our neighbors would bang really loudly next door.
Bambi says:
lolol
Bambi says:
i think it's up to you and i to introduce a new euphemism into the lexicon
Bambi says:
i said lexicon
Thumper says:
lexicon makes you sound smart
Thumper says:
what other words make you sound smart?
Thumper says:
juggernaut?
Bambi says:
no
Bambi says:
everyone knows that one
Bambi says:
paradigm is a good one
Thumper says:
ok
Thumper says:
what else?
Bambi says:
we would be changing sexual euphemistic paradigms if we came up with another way to say "making love"
Thumper says:
you're smart
Bambi says:
ok - now listen up - i have some suggestions
Thumper says:
ok
Bambi says:
i need you to rate them on a scale of 1 to 10
Bambi says:
shucking the sweet corn?
Thumper says:
6
Bambi says:
licking the mixer blade?
Thumper says:
7
Thumper says:
welcoming the foreign ambassador
Bambi says:
that's definitely a 9
Bambi says:
pressing the attache
Thumper says:
nice
Bambi says:
imagine that last e with an accent aigu over it
Thumper says:
yeah
Thumper says:
that bumps it to an 8
Bambi says:
i think we've had 15 blog entries with this IM alone
Thumper says:
you think so?
Thumper says:
were we funny?
Bambi says:
yeah
Bambi says:
a bunch of times
Bambi says:
you mean we weren't?
Thumper says:
I dunno
Thumper says:
the blog is a happy place
Thumper says:
it needs to contain only happiness
Bambi says:
and we're talking about sex!
Bambi says:
what could be happier than that??
Thumper says:
I have to go press Swank's attache, if you know what I mean
Bambi says:
fine
Bambi says:
go
Bambi says:
i'll make a blog entry
Bambi says:
while you do things
Bambi says:
wait
Bambi says:
who are we today?
Bambi says:
we need names
Thumper says:
we should have porn names
Thumper says:
Deep Throat
Bambi says:
i don't want a porn name
Bambi says:
i wanna be Bambi
Bambi says:
you be Thumper
Thumper says:
same difference
Bambi says:
true