POST: The First. In which Darth Snatch does all the boring witless work of setting up a blog, and gives away the secret ingredients to dumpling sauce while Pocket Dyke giggles like a half-wit and contemplates her navel.



Darth Snatch says:
I SAW YOU!!! IN THAT MOVIE!!
Darth Snatch says:
YOU HAD A RED SHIRT ON!!
Pocket Dyke says:
lol
Pocket Dyke says:
yep
Darth Snatch says:
YOU WERE AIR DRUMMING!!
Darth Snatch says:
YOU WERE BLONDE!!
Pocket Dyke says:
yep
Pocket Dyke says:
yep
Darth Snatch says:
YOU WERE GIVING THE PATENTED "I'M POCKET DYKE, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY STELLAR FACIAL BONE STRUCTURE" LOOK!!
Pocket Dyke says:
lol
Darth Snatch says:
can i post that I saw you in a movie?
Darth Snatch says:
i won't mention the movie
Pocket Dyke says:
lol
Pocket Dyke says:
sure
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
in case you are in the credits
Pocket Dyke says:
I'm not
Darth Snatch says:
oh goody
Darth Snatch says:
this will make it even more fun
Pocket Dyke says:
lol
Pocket Dyke says:
And I know the look you speak of, and I am ashamed that I do that with my face.
Pocket Dyke says:
why do i do that with my face?
Darth Snatch says:
lol
Darth Snatch says:
i LOVE it
Darth Snatch says:
it is my favorite look of yours
Pocket Dyke says:
LOLOLOLOL
Pocket Dyke says:
I don't mean to do it, then I see myself and think, "what's wrong with my face?"
Darth Snatch says:
lolol
Darth Snatch says:
ooo
Darth Snatch says:
i gotta pull IrishMobKitten in
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
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Darth Snatch says:
IrishMobKitten...
IrishMobKitten has left the conversation.
Darth Snatch says:
Pocket Dyke needs to deputize you
Darth Snatch says:
see, Rob might come to my housewarming
Pocket Dyke says:
Darthy...
Pocket Dyke says:
he is bad for your soul
Darth Snatch says:
and if Pocket Dyke is not there to run interference, you're gonna have to stop Rob from eating my soul
Pocket Dyke says:
she left
Pocket Dyke says:
she hates us
Darth Snatch says:
oh poo
Darth Snatch says:
i'll get her back
Darth Snatch says:
monica told Rob about the party
Darth Snatch says:
and she said that he THINKS he's coming
Darth Snatch says:
stupid fucker can't be bothered to call me, BUT he's coming to my party
Darth Snatch says:
he's gonna get the door slammed in his face
Pocket Dyke says:
well, there will be enough people to protect your soul
Darth Snatch says:
this is true
Pocket Dyke says:
provide snacks so he isn't tempted to eat it
Pocket Dyke says:
cheetos are a good soul substitute
Darth Snatch says:
lolol!!
Darth Snatch says:
ok!!
Pocket Dyke says:
cuz your soul tastes like Cheetos
Pocket Dyke says:
mine tastes like mung beans
Darth Snatch says:
i disagree
Darth Snatch says:
my sould tastes like fried dumplings
Darth Snatch says:
what are mung beans
Pocket Dyke says:
weird beans
Pocket Dyke says:
I like dumplings
Darth Snatch says:
i have a tasty soul
Pocket Dyke says:
does it have a dipping sauce?
Darth Snatch says:
it does
Darth Snatch says:
that tangy brown stuff
Pocket Dyke says:
I love that stuff
Pocket Dyke says:
what the hell is that stuff?
Darth Snatch says:
i told you
Darth Snatch says:
tangy brown stuff
Pocket Dyke says:
oh
Darth Snatch says:
that is sort of oily and congealed with little bits of more browny things in it and is NECTAR OF THE GODS
Pocket Dyke says:
our IM's are funny
Darth Snatch says:
i know
Pocket Dyke says:
we should start a blog of our IM's
Darth Snatch says:
what would we call it?
Darth Snatch says:
'blahg'
Pocket Dyke says:
dunno
Pocket Dyke says:
lol
Darth Snatch says:
lemme see if blogspot has that one
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Pocket Dyke says:
could be "blah blah blahg"
Darth Snatch says:
what's our user name?
Pocket Dyke says:
The Swank has an nice rack
Pocket Dyke says:
oh
Darth Snatch says:
it has to be one that both of us remember
Pocket Dyke says:
um...
Darth Snatch says:
Lemme try theswankhasanicerack
Pocket Dyke says:
LOL
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Pocket Dyke says:
I'll remember that, I don't know if you will.
Darth Snatch says:
password: *******
Darth Snatch says:
i'm making up a yahoo email for us
Darth Snatch says:
hold on
Pocket Dyke says:
lol
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
k
Darth Snatch says:
yahoo: theswankhasanicerack@yahoo.com
Darth Snatch says:
password: *******
Pocket Dyke says:
LOL
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
blahblahblahg is taken
Pocket Dyke says:
I find this very funny
Darth Snatch says:
what do we want to call it?
Pocket Dyke says:
bummer
Darth Snatch says:
WHAT DO WE WANT TO CALL IT?
Pocket Dyke says:
ummmmm?
Darth Snatch says:
taken
Pocket Dyke says:
UMMMMMMM?
Darth Snatch says:
taken
Darth Snatch says:
how about
Pocket Dyke says:
I have to pee
Darth Snatch says:
theswankhasanicerack.blogspot.com?
Pocket Dyke says:
brb
Darth Snatch says:
DECIDE BEFORE YOU PEE!
Pocket Dyke says:
lol
Pocket Dyke says:
that's a whole different kind of blog
Darth Snatch says:
hokay
Darth Snatch says:
i guess it's up to me to decide
Pocket Dyke says:
How about "Our IMs are funnier than yours?"
Darth Snatch says:
YEAH!
Darth Snatch says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
trying
Pocket Dyke says:
LOL
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Pocket Dyke says:
peeing
Darth Snatch says:
YEAH!! NOT TAKEN!!
Darth Snatch says:
IT'S OURS!!
Darth Snatch says:
I'm posting this IM
Darth Snatch says:
editing names
Darth Snatch says:
decide which name you wanna be
Darth Snatch says:
i am Darth Snatch
Pocket Dyke says:
I want to be Disco Boobs
Pocket Dyke says:
Disco rack
Darth Snatch says:
Disco Rack?
Pocket Dyke says:
yeah
Darth Snatch says:
or Disco Boobs?
Darth Snatch says:
Boobs is funnier
Pocket Dyke says:
Pocket Dyke?
Darth Snatch says:
YEAH!!
Darth Snatch says:
you decide
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
which one?
Pocket Dyke says:
PD
Darth Snatch says:
k
Darth Snatch says:
editing...
Pocket Dyke says:
Pocket Dyke
Pocket Dyke says:
I like that
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
for future editing ease, i would like to suggest that we change our MSN names to whatever we're gonna be that day
Darth Snatch says:
did that make sense?
Pocket Dyke says:
yes
Darth Snatch says:
send me your disco ball avatar
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Pocket Dyke says:
or you can google "mirror ball" like I did
Darth Snatch says:
JUST SEND ME THE DAMN PICTURE, LAZY ASS
Pocket Dyke says:
oh
Pocket Dyke says:
ok
Darth Snatch says:
god this editing is gonna take forever
Pocket Dyke says:
start fresh, from here
Darth Snatch says:
no
Darth Snatch says:
almost done
Pocket Dyke says:
ok, then quit yer whinin'
Pocket Dyke says:
shouldn't I have an avatar that makes sense with Pocket Dyke?
Pocket Dyke says:
OMG. Some funny shit comes up when you google pocket dyke
Darth Snatch says:
The mirror ball makes PERFECT sense with pocket dyke
Darth Snatch says:
SEND ME THE BALL!